Humour · Parenting

The Ten Commandments – According to Mummy.

  1)  Thou shalt not spill. Or if thou shalt spill thou shalt make sure thou is not anywhere that there is carpet.  (Preferably in the garden.) 2) Thou shalt not steal. Not even in those shops where all the good stuff is lined up right next to the tills and at your perfect grabbing… Continue reading The Ten Commandments – According to Mummy.

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#DreamTeam Linky – Week 81

Hi!  Welcome to your #DreamTeam bloggers linky – hosted by Annette of 3 Little Buttons, Bridget of Bridie By The Sea and myself.  This week we are joined by one of our lovely guest hosts Nicola of All Things Spliced.  Nic will be standing in for Annette this week, and then next week our other brilliant new guest host… Continue reading #DreamTeam Linky – Week 81

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Disney on Ice is Coming to Sheffield!

When You Wish Upon A Star… I spent many of my pre-mummy years living in Sheffield.  Every year the countdown to Christmas was officially kicked off as the city welcomed the Disney on Ice spectacular event. I’ve always been such a huge Disney fan.  Even though I didn’t have littles of my own back then,… Continue reading Disney on Ice is Coming to Sheffield!

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The Zombie Stew, The Blood and The Biscuit Tin…

This ghastly occurrence, did (Would you believe?) Unfold on that day we call All Hallows Eve… I’d decided to knock up a mean “zombie stew”, Which has all the same stuff in as chilli! Who knew? 😉 Now a good zombie stew contains beans, so of course I cut open a tin and then crushed… Continue reading The Zombie Stew, The Blood and The Biscuit Tin…

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Halloween – It Ain’t Like It Used To Be!

As October cusps into November, We embrace quite a sinister theme, And the world becomes peppered with pumpkins, For this day that we call Halloween. Not exactly a new fascination, It’s been kind of a regular gig. But I find myself sat here reflecting… “Just when did it get quite so BIG!?” Back in my… Continue reading Halloween – It Ain’t Like It Used To Be!

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#HappyLittleButtons October Round-Up – Woolly Hats & Welly Boots.

Grab yourselves a cup of pumpkin spiced something… It’s time to round-up our favourite #HappyLittleButtons captures for October! #HappyLittleButtons is the Instagram community created by Annette at 3 Little Buttons, Nicola at Sugar and Spice and All Things Spliced and myself. Our group is all about sharing those cute, funny and special moments that press all of our… Continue reading #HappyLittleButtons October Round-Up – Woolly Hats & Welly Boots.

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Ode to Judgy McJudgepants

Ode to Judgy McJudgepants Ms Judgy McJudgepants (Cat’s Bumface for short ) A self righteous person and critical sort. Will remark on the things that you do through the day. Whilst not giving a toot if it’s not kind to say. She will cast her aspersions, dismiss and abuse, Without walking an inch in another… Continue reading Ode to Judgy McJudgepants

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The Twelve Days of “Doing the After-School Run…”

On the first after-school run my offspring gave to me… A painting of “Mummy and Me.” On the second after-school run my offspring gave to me… One screwed up jacket …and a painting of “Mummy and Me.” On the third after-school run my offspring gave to me… One slung off school bag, One screwed up… Continue reading The Twelve Days of “Doing the After-School Run…”