Humour · Parenting · Poem · Rhyme

The Battle Of The Broccoli (By a 3 year old.)

My mum has a brand new obsession of late. With piling some green nonsense onto my plate. She must be confused or not right in the head? As it’s none of the three food-groups: cheese, jam or bread? She’s attempted the usual tactics of course, Like blending the stuff up and calling it “sauce”. But… Continue reading The Battle Of The Broccoli (By a 3 year old.)

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Stopping By The House On A Mummy’s Evening. (A Parody.)

One of the first ‘grown up’ poems I ever read as a child was Stopping By The Woods On A Snowy By Robert Frost.  I was 9 years old and our teacher had set us all the challenge of learning it off by heart to recite in front of the class.  It must have had… Continue reading Stopping By The House On A Mummy’s Evening. (A Parody.)

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#HappyLittleButtons December Round-up – All About The Twinkly Lights.

It’s “Twixmas”.  That lovely sparkly time between Christmas and New Year, where it’s still totally acceptable to follow all food with a chocolate chaser, and when fluffy socks and cosy movies are where it’s all at every afternoon. It’s also time for the #HappyLittleButtons round-up for December. #HappyLittleButtons is the Instagram community created by Annette at 3… Continue reading #HappyLittleButtons December Round-up – All About The Twinkly Lights.

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‘I’m Right’ Mummy, ‘My Way’ Mummy. A Parody.

A parenting parody based on Julia Donaldson’s brilliant children’s book Day Monkey Night Monkey. The light shone bright at the playgroup, ‘I’m Right’ Mummy sat sipping tea. She tutted and growled as ‘My Way’ Mummy scowled, And thought ‘She should do it like me!’ My Way Mummy tried not to notice, That I’m Right Mummy… Continue reading ‘I’m Right’ Mummy, ‘My Way’ Mummy. A Parody.

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Disney On Ice 2017 – A Passport To Adventure

Last week all of the magic of Disney came to Yorkshire. Disney on Ice brought their 2017 spectacular show  “A Passport to Adventure” to Sheffield Fly DSA  Arena, and we were lucky enough to be invited!  Our two tots are now 3 & 5 and this was their very first taste of Disney live-action.  To say… Continue reading Disney On Ice 2017 – A Passport To Adventure

Humour · Parenting

The Ten Commandments – According to Mummy.

  1)  Thou shalt not spill. Or if thou shalt spill thou shalt make sure thou is not anywhere that there is carpet.  (Preferably in the garden.) 2) Thou shalt not steal. Not even in those shops where all the good stuff is lined up right next to the tills and at your perfect grabbing… Continue reading The Ten Commandments – According to Mummy.

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Disney on Ice is Coming to Sheffield!

When You Wish Upon A Star… I spent many of my pre-mummy years living in Sheffield.  Every year the countdown to Christmas was officially kicked off as the city welcomed the Disney on Ice spectacular event. I’ve always been such a huge Disney fan.  Even though I didn’t have littles of my own back then,… Continue reading Disney on Ice is Coming to Sheffield!