A Toddler is a tricky beast at things concerning time. Their lack of punctuality is basically a crime. The concept of “a hurry” will fall mostly on deaf ears. And waiting for five minutes will feel more like twenty years. In general our small people don’t grasp time or what it’s for. So when it… Continue reading The Time According To Toddlers.
It no secret that I am a huge fan / bordering on groupie of Julia Donaldson and her incredible children’s books. They say that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery, which makes me very complimentary indeed as Supermum (A Parody of “Superworm”) is now my third parody of her work. I also need to mention… Continue reading Supermum. (A Parody of Julia Donaldon’s Superworm).
Those of you that have followed my blog for a while will know that we are slightly fanatical about our family holidays at Center Parcs. Each of their forest parks are a little piece of genuine parenting heaven. If you have been you will know that the subtropical swimming paradise is incredible. We particularly like… Continue reading The Changing Room Incident…
There once was a girl that was quite good at life, Was a fairly good friend and a half decent wife. She worked all day long, which she did pretty well, And she paid all her bills plus did housework as well. Her life was demanding. She struggled for time. And then one day she… Continue reading The rise and fall of Supermum.
It’s that time of year again! My silver glitter pen has been retrieved and dusted down ready for the writing of very many Christmas cards. I’m actually not that great at writing cards. I always manage to get all of my presents bought in October and November, as everyone knows that present buying = shopping, whereas… Continue reading A 2016 Rhyme for your Christmas Cards
Maybe it’s Halloween and the plethora of skeletons and zombies and other spooky goings on, but the conversation in our house has definitely taken a turn for the macabre recently. If you’re feeling a bit wobbly this post might not be for you today, but Miss Tot has just turned four, and with it seems… Continue reading How Do I Answer the Hardest Question of All?
This week’s #Cheers series rhyming genius comes from a very exciting blogger mum that makes programmes for the actual telly! She’s currently taking a bit of a maternity “break”(I use the term loosely) to look after her two gorgeous little ones, and a few weeks ago she made her blogging debut as Media Mummy.… Continue reading Mummy Can You Play With Me? – A #Cheers! Guest Post by Media Mummy
Welcome to another fabulous #Cheers series guest post. #Cheers is where I like to showcase the rhyming talents of some of the very best and loveliest bloggers in bloggerland, and this week I am proud to share with you a cracker from the very talented Michelle of Words & Rhyme blog. Michelle shares her experiences… Continue reading Farewell to my Cleavage – A Guest Post by Words & Rhyme
Yep. Those who pop by frequently might have to read that twice. My previous blog posts have all been fluffy and quite nice? A little out of character, but said with no regrets. It’s just that each October I appear to have Tourettes. All cosy in the evening I’ll be sitting peacefully, When suddenly I’m… Continue reading Dear Spiders. F*ck Off!
A recent change in my hours at work has meant that Mstr Tot will be starting at his big sister’s wonderful nursery for one day every week. Today is the first time that I will have to leave him. To My Little Man’s New Me… Today I might be tearful as we walk up to… Continue reading To My Little Man’s New ‘Me’…