The clocks have gone back, and therefore it was said,
That we’d all get a whole extra hour in bed.
But to whomever said it I wish to complain,
As clearly it seems that this change was in vain.
We’re all up at 5 and with nothing to do.
As even CBeebies is sleeping in too.
And all we’ve achieved on this dark autumn day,
is that bed time’s a whole extra hour away!?
“Spring forward, fall back” is all just a farse,
When our offspring still wake at the same crack of arse!
It’s now GMT which means “Grumpy Mum Time”
So sending you all hugs and coffee (and wine!)