I waddled to the scales this morning.
Eyes half shut I climbed on, yawning.
The numbers climbed extremely high.
I really can’t imagine why?
In fact it gave me quite a scare
To see such numbers flashing there.
Perhaps, as far as I can tell.
A hippo had climbed on as well?
It left me feeling quite perplexed
And more than just a little vexed.
But I found the answer in the bins…
A hoard of empty chocolate tins!!??
So SOMEBODY (it wasn’t me).
Has stuffed me full of cake you see.
I feel quite like a jersey cow
And so I must take action now!
Bring out the workout DVD!
It’s lettuce peas and rice for tea!
But look ..
A lone mince pie…
Maybe I’ll just start tomorrow… ;0)
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