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The Ten Commandments – According to Mummy.

  1)  Thou shalt not spill. Or if thou shalt spill thou shalt make sure thou is not anywhere that there is carpet.  (Preferably in the garden.) 2) Thou shalt not steal. Not even in those shops where all the good stuff is lined up right next to the tills and at your perfect grabbing… Continue reading The Ten Commandments – According to Mummy.

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Disney on Ice is Coming to Sheffield!

When You Wish Upon A Star… I spent many of my pre-mummy years living in Sheffield.  Every year the countdown to Christmas was officially kicked off as the city welcomed the Disney on Ice spectacular event. I’ve always been such a huge Disney fan.  Even though I didn’t have littles of my own back then,… Continue reading Disney on Ice is Coming to Sheffield!

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Halloween – It Ain’t Like It Used To Be!

As October cusps into November, We embrace quite a sinister theme, And the world becomes peppered with pumpkins, For this day that we call Halloween. Not exactly a new fascination, It’s been kind of a regular gig. But I find myself sat here reflecting… “Just when did it get quite so BIG!?” Back in my… Continue reading Halloween – It Ain’t Like It Used To Be!

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Ode to Judgy McJudgepants

Ode to Judgy McJudgepants Ms Judgy McJudgepants (Cat’s Bumface for short ) A self righteous person and critical sort. Will remark on the things that you do through the day. Whilst not giving a toot if it’s not kind to say. She will cast her aspersions, dismiss and abuse, Without walking an inch in another… Continue reading Ode to Judgy McJudgepants

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#HappyLittleButtons Round-up September Sunsets.

September is drawing to a close, which means it must be time to round up our favourite #HappyLittleButtons captures.  #HappyLittleButtons is the Instagram community created by Annette at 3 Little Buttons, Nicola at Sugar and Spice and All Things Spliced and myself. Our group is all about sharing those cute, funny and special moments that press all of… Continue reading #HappyLittleButtons Round-up September Sunsets.

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Dear Teacher… As Our Little Girl Starts School.

Dear Teacher… Our homework is due in at last. It’s taken 5 years but it’s somehow flown past!? We’ve worked really hard, and we think we’ve done great, If you’ll just overlook that we’re 10 mins late? There were times when we questioned the task that you’d set, But I reckon our work here’s the… Continue reading Dear Teacher… As Our Little Girl Starts School.

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I’d Love To Make Friends Like A Toddler…

I’d love to make friends like a toddler. I’m not short of a mum friend or two, But I’m starting to feel quite inspired By my tots and the way that they do… So, I’d rock up to playgroup as normal. Drop my jacket and puff out my chest. Scan the church-hall savanna before me,… Continue reading I’d Love To Make Friends Like A Toddler…

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Doing Holidays With The Small Humans…

Remember your holidays just as a two? The blissful idea of nothing to do? The sleepy siestas and cocktails at noon, As you bathed in the sun to a tropical tune? The crisp hotel sheets and delicious menus, Relaxed pace of life and spectacular views? All of those things that once floated your boat… …… Continue reading Doing Holidays With The Small Humans…

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#HappyLittleButtons June Round-up

Somehow it’s the end of June already!?  Time for our #HappyLittleButtons round-up, which is the Instagram community created by Annette at 3 Little Buttons, Nicola at Sugar and Spice and All Things Spliced and myself. Our group is all about sharing those cute, funny and special moments that press all of our happy little buttons. Top Left: mrslighty1504… Continue reading #HappyLittleButtons June Round-up